Released: February 14, 2026 

😡 I Am Exhausted By Trash Porn Scenes 😡

Lovely people out there, I am exhausted by watching trash porn scenes. I am tired of them. No, I am angry and mad that I took 41 minutes to watch a scene that wasted my precious time. This scene is a joke. And I am taking the rights to call this the worst scene of the year 2026, knowing that there still could be lots of trash scenes coming out this year, but I cannot imagine that it gets worse. No, I do not want to believe in that.

🚫 This Has Nothing To Do With Lesbian Porn 🚫

This scene is neither captivating nor erotic, nor does it have anything to do with what I imagine a lesbian porn scene to be. It has absolutely nothing to do with it. It is a complete disaster and it did not captivate me in the slightest. And that is due to so many factors.

I would like to start with the biggest outrage that was included in our press kit even before I saw this scene. I am going to show you what an absolutely awful text we received about this scene, and this is a verbatim copy of the text that was published about this scene. Then we will talk further.

📦 The Press Kit With The Stars Nonsense 📦

"Mirroring the ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ theme of this sensual erotic movie, a velvet gift box wrapped in a bow sits on a black marble tabletop. A handwritten note is attached with a very naughty invitation, ∗∗∗ play with me.

Lady Lyne lifts the box and makes her way up the sleek, modern staircase and enters the playroom to find part two of her naughty gift. Wrists and ankles restrained in red satin ribbon, lies Julia waiting to be unwrapped by her beautiful lover. The floor-to-ceiling windows show dusk is falling on a snowy scene outside, but our two women are warmed through by lust, and the roaring fire is stoked high with wood. Lady Lyne approaches her ∗∗∗∗ spread-eagled girlfriend and takes a moment to appreciate the scene of pure adoration before her.

Lady Lyne kneels by Julia, tenderly kissing her face, glowing with lustful desire and reverence and places the velvet box to the side. The pale pink mattress dips as she crawls up beside Julia, her heels and ∗∗∗∗ bodysuit a teasing contrast to her helpless supine lover.

“Thank you for my gift,” Lady Lyne whispers, treasuring the fulfilment of her ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ fantasy.

Caressing Julia’s smooth skin, her fingers continue to glide over the silky lingerie before dipping down between her thighs and skimming over her red ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗. Slipping them to the side, Lady Lyne begins to kiss and tease Julia’s lovely ∗∗∗∗∗. Julia’s legs fall open, and she cant her hips up to receive more of the intimate pleasure being lavished on her, lying back and taking every bit that’s on offer. But the lady is also hungry for a taste of Julia’s pretty mouth and ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗, so she treats her lover to an expert ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ while she seductively ∗∗∗∗∗ and licks her breasts and lips, bringing her to ∗∗∗∗∗∗ over and over again.

This is an erotic tease exploring the slow-building pleasure found in ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ play. Full of deliciously ∗∗∗∗∗ ∗∗∗∗∗∗, intimate ∗∗∗ and ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ orgasms. We hope you enjoy this scene of feminine mutual desire and sensual exploration. Do check out more of our erotic ∗∗∗∗∗∗∗ ∗∗∗∗ movies."

But if you go to the website of the studio you can find this here:

"Mirroring the lesbian bondage theme of this sensual erotic movie, a velvet gift box wrapped in a bow sits on a black marble tabletop. A handwritten note is attached with a very naughty invitation, cum play with me.

Lady Lyne lifts the box and makes her way up the sleek, modern staircase and enters the playroom to find part two of her naughty gift. Wrists and ankles restrained in red satin ribbon, lies Julia waiting to be unwrapped by her beautiful lover. The floor-to-ceiling windows show dusk is falling on a snowy scene outside, but our two women are warmed through by lust, and the roaring fire is stoked high with wood. Lady Lyne approaches her sexy spread-eagled girlfriend and takes a moment to appreciate the scene of pure adoration before her.

Lady Lyne kneels by Julia, tenderly kissing her face, glowing with lustful desire and reverence and places the velvet box to the side. The pale pink mattress dips as she crawls up beside Julia, her heels and nude bodysuit a teasing contrast to her helpless supine lover.

“Thank you for my gift,” Lady Lyne whispers, treasuring the fulfilment of her lesbian bondage fantasy.

Caressing Julia’s smooth skin, her fingers continue to glide over the silky lingerie before dipping down between her thighs and skimming over her red panties. Slipping them to the side, Lady Lyne begins to kiss and tease Julia’s lovely pussy. Julia’s legs fall open, and she cant her hips up to receive more of the intimate pleasure being lavished on her, lying back and taking every bit that’s on offer. But the lady is also hungry for a taste of Julia’s pretty mouth and nipples, so she treats her lover to an expert fingering while she seductively sucks and licks her breasts and lips, bringing her to orgasm over and over again.

This is an erotic tease exploring the slow-building pleasure found in lesbian bondage play. Full of deliciously horny edging, intimate sex and vibrator orgasms. We hope you enjoy this scene of feminine mutual desire and sensual exploration. Do check out more of our erotic lesbian porn movies."

Seriously, guys, are you kidding us? What is with this nonsense about the stars? And you are releasing this stuff to viewers and the press? Do you not have any sense of shame at all?

Just reading this text again makes me want to puke. No, seriously, were they out of their minds when they finalized this press kit and this script, or rather, let us just call it a story? Who on earth came up with the idea of publishing something like this? It must have been some completely stoned person with no brain, or at least that is how it feels. It is like they are really missing it now. I am incredibly sorry for the words, but I am just so angry.

This person must have been sitting there thinking, “Hey, this is a brilliant idea. I will release this to the public so they know exactly what the scene is all about. I will include tons of stars, because when you sniff, you see lots of stars, and I think that is a good idea.” Honestly, this is an absolute disgrace.

🐶 February 14 And The Dog Food Feeling 🐶

As you can see, we have not even talked about the scene yet, but I will get to that now. The mere fact that this scene was published on February 14, 2026, is an absolute outrage. And when I look at the Frolic Me page, I am seriously asking myself, do you even know what Frolic means? It is actually a brand of dog food. I am speechless.

But let us just accept the fact that we are being served dog food, and you can definitely see that in this scene because it is so absolutely awful. I have never seen anything like it.

⏳ Do Not Waste 41 Minutes ⏳

And now we come to the actual scene, and I will say it again beforehand: do not subject yourself to these 41 minutes. It is not worth your time. Do something else with that time. Cook your favorite meal. You will definitely get more out of that than watching this scene. And believe me, I am embarrassing you with this video. You can read this and then just close my page and think, “Okay, I have not really missed anything in my life,” and that is true at the end of the day.

According to the website, the categories for this scene are: “Kinky Sex, Pussy Licking, Sex Toys, Christmas Porn, Slow Porn, Sensual, Feminist Porn, Girl on Girl.” Please take note.

And then nothing happens. Absolutely nothing happens in this scene. The girls touch each other a little, pleasure each other a little, here and there, but there is truly nothing surprising, nothing erotic, nothing where I would ever say, wow, I have never seen that in my entire life.

🛑 Boring, Outrageous, And A Waste Of Time 🛑

It is a boring scene. And honestly, I feel cheated. I cannot believe I just wasted 41 minutes of my time to see absolutely nothing. I find it outrageous. The only thing I like about the scene is the set, but apart from that, I think it is absolutely terrible.

And I have to say, just like I said at the beginning, even now after finishing this review, I am angry. Thanks, bye, I do not need to watch that again.

⭐ Final Rating ⭐

⭐✨ out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ erotic stars. And that brings me to the end of my review of this unbelievable scene that has left me speechless and furious, especially on the weekend! And it's not like I'm loving talking bad about lesbian porn scenes; I don't like to speak ill of porn. I actually like it. I'd much rather celebrate something amazing, beautiful, and sexy than have to dissect a scene like this. But on the other hand, I also know that people who love it... well, that's normal. Thanks for reading, and until next time. And again, I'm stating my opinion that this is the worst scene of 2026 because I can't imagine it getting any worse.